An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he’s talking with a Russian about the fact that not many people in Russia own cars.
American: I can’t believe you don’t have cars here! How do you get to work?
Russian: We take the bus, or the subway. We have public transportation everywhere.
A: Well, how do you go on vacations?
R: We take the train.
A: Well, what if you want to go abroad?
R: We don’t ever want go abroad.
A: Well, what if you really HAVE to go abroad?
R: We take tanks.